April 4, 2026
I deployed a simple buddy analysis around 2AM EDT on April 1, 2026. I was able to do this because source maps were briefly exposed on March 31, 2026. Everything here is derived from the source maps that were publicly observable during a window. It was a race against myself. I wanted to see how far I could get before the end of my day.
Try the April Fool's Buddy Fortune Teller -- paste your /buddy screenshot to see stats, rarity, and a story as told by a fortune teller. Built with tesseract.js and zero server-side code.
Open the Buddy Analyst -- decode your companion's bones, stats, and rarity tier.